The epitome of American progressivism: snubbing 2.2 billion human beings, a third of the planet’s population, on their most major holiday, to remember a guy’s birthday that isn’t even a round number.
The epitome of Christian entitlement. Many of the country’s stores are closed for Easter, the news covers Easter events, Easter specials are being played on TV, many schools are going to be closed for Spring break the week after Easter. But ONE MEASLY website decides to celebrate the birthday of a man that was very important in this nation’s history instead, and some of you are butt hurt about it????
I’m picturing people wandering the candy aisle at CVS, weeping Christian tears and trying to comfort the plastic eggs.